It's the Dog's B*ll*cks

Ever fretted over whether your pet would retain his natural look after neutering?  Scared of a slump in canine self-esteem given the trauma associated with castration.  Well, your prayers may well have been answered: neuticles.

Yes, neuticles are artificial replacement testicles for dogs.  Available in three sizes, and three degrees of firmness, clever boffin Gregg A Miller of Missouri has developed a US patent (#5868140) that may be the answer to your dog doldrums.

You can read more about this fascinating scientific development in Greg’s book "Going Going NUTS!"



One comment


    Smock

    March 22, 2007

    Snobbish I know, but it’s a shame the email address for neuticles is Neuticles@aol.com

    You would think they’d have a proper email address @neuticles.com !

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