It's the Dog's B*ll*cks

Ever fretted over whether your pet would retain his natural look after neutering?  Scared of a slump in canine self-esteem given the trauma associated with castration.  Well, your prayers may well have been answered: neuticles.

Yes, neuticles are artificial replacement testicles for dogs.  Available in three sizes, and three degrees of firmness, clever boffin Gregg A Miller of Missouri has developed a US patent (#5868140) that may be the answer to your dog doldrums.

You can read more about this fascinating scientific development in Greg’s book "Going Going NUTS!"

One comment


    March 22, 2007

    Snobbish I know, but it’s a shame the email address for neuticles is

    You would think they’d have a proper email address !

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